Is this thing on?
Hello? Is it me you're looking for? Wow! It's been a while, folks. Like a REAL while, not those sporadically disappearing for lack of content whiles . A LOT has changed in my life, a fuck ton if we need to get into specifics. You're asking for an update with a chronological order? Oh, I'm aim to please... Got a breast reduction I've lost around 40 lbs after that Went to Puerto Rico for 10 days I'm engaged to my favorite headache Doax died during this trip and Pablo is helping us fill that void in our hearts I have a new job! We don't fight over food I still hate him more than anything while ovulating/PMSing (that's how you know is real) We've gotten so much better at this "living in sin" thing I hate cliches and stereotypes as much as the next person but if I need to be honest, deciding to have a healthier lifestyle really change the game for me. And I mean in absolutely every fucking sense. This whole thing started as a...