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Wow! It's been a while, folks. Like a REAL while, not those sporadically disappearing for lack of content whiles. A LOT has changed in my life, a fuck ton if we need to get into specifics.  You're asking for an update with a chronological order? Oh, I'm aim to please...
  • Got a breast reduction
  • I've lost around 40 lbs after that
  • Went to Puerto Rico for 10 days
  • I'm engaged to my favorite headache
  • Doax died during this trip and Pablo is helping us fill that void in our hearts
  • I have a new job!
  • We don't fight over food 
  • I still hate him more than anything while ovulating/PMSing (that's how you know is real)
  • We've gotten so much better at this "living in sin" thing
I hate cliches and stereotypes as much as the next person but if I need to be honest, deciding to have a healthier lifestyle really change the game for me. And I mean in absolutely every fucking sense. This whole thing started as a New Year resolution because of the PR trip previously discussed. I din't want to see any of my exes or anyone from my past with like 20+ lbs overweight. Sadly, I didn't see any of them. I should probably post more selfies on the Gram (yes, I re-opened IG after like 6 months or so) and that way they can notice the progress. I still feel like social media is super time consuming and about trying to reflect a version of you that doesn't exist but we don't need to circulate back to that.

My periods have been better. Except this last one that sucked hairy, sweaty balls. It may be the whole "eating better" or the exercising part. Maybe my ovary decided to be a born-again Christian. Who the fuck knows? I won't argue it. My cravings tho? Ooooh, child! They are k k k killing me. Luckily, Blue Ash (where i work now) has a variety of fucking sweets at every fucking corner. I have brownies, cup cakes, cookies and THE vegan cookies (I lie to myself with these ones and I'm convinced they're healthy). You fucking name it. 

I really want to write as much as I used to do. I have a pretty tight schedule between working, cooking every fucking day and exercising but bitch got a new computer and excuses are fucking overrated, like Whole Foods overrated.

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