Thirty-something boys and their toys

Men, huh?

Greetings, peeps! I don't want to be your typical women stating that men suck or that they are the worst (even though that's the case sometimes) but I want to talk about those in my life. I've always been that girl that gets along better with guys (insert the meme of the woman with the hotdogs in her mouth) and I've still managed to make poor dating choices. I'm part of a group chat with my "guy" friends and I've learned some fascinating things about those around us that carry a penis. There's a ban on "likes" on hot girls Instagram pictures, boosting egos and the eternal "personality is better than a pretty face" debate. I'm an asshole, everyone knows this, I'm a smart ass, I'm sarcastic and I like a good fight. As a matter of fact, I like to push their buttons until they curse me (Hola, Monchis!) but we've learned to not take it personally (I think they don't?). Naturally, they have pretty good comebacks like  "Jehi's boyfriend starter pack", the famous Isra predictions and constantly reminding me of those previous mistakes I like to call exes. We like to discuss our dramas with the opposite sex and it usually ends up with me sending a voice clip yelling “Fuck that puta fraca” to Moncho. These moments have been a part of my life since 2012 and I wouldn’t be here without those fuckers. We’re more than butt analysts, we’ve been through divorces, marriages, new relationships, failures, and victories. From broke, unemployed twenty-something fellas to be able to buy fancy beers on payday. As cliche as it sounds, we’re family of horrible individuals that enjoy drinking and criticizing babies. Talking about men and babies, my dad is in town and the more I see Ry next to him, the more I realize they’re the same person and it’s creepy AF! No, I don’t have daddy issues. My dad has always been really present in my life and although it seems like he’s missing a part of his brain, he’s an amazing father. So, you may be thinking, what’s the fucking problem then? It’s just weird. They scratch their backs against the door frame, throw their dirty socks at me and more importantly, love to waste money on “their toys”. Papi loves spending money on cars and tools, Ryan just recently spent $500 on guitar pedals just because... It must be nice. The interactions between my parents are a daily reminder of how my future will look like. Per Ryan, it’s different because I’m more of a psycho that likes confrontation and following him in every room cursing in Spanish and mami doesn't do that. This may be true but again, I’ll stick to my version of being a devoted nice girlfriend. So, ladies, men may seem retarded and clueless most of the time but try to surround yourself with some pretty cool dudes and the results will amaze you.

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