Oh Sweets, How Do I Love Thee?

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Am I diabetic?

Is eating a bag of Oreo Thin Crisps and a bag of Baked Ruffles almost at the same time, considered dieting? I mean, they're healthy, goddamnit! Hello, folks! I'm already ovulating cause there's a lord out there blessing me unconditionally. These past few days have been crazy, to say the least. Zillow was part of my favorites and I staged some pretty amazing fake dates in my Instagram story. Delirious you're calling me? Yes, you're completely right. But... I had my reasons. I won't get into details though. That's not my style. I mean, it is but not for serious matters. 
On Monday I talked about this huge zit that I had on my nose. On Tuesday I had three additional ones. Today, I checked my period tracker and the little green dot announcing my ovulation was visiting. I seriously can't catch a break! I've been craving/eating sweets all damn week. I'm killing the whole "No, I'm a salty/greasy food kind of gal" thing. Last night, my S.O and I had sushi and next door there is a macaroon store. Who stopped there? This bitch! There's an Easter egg hunt every year at work, guess who found the egg filled with candy this afternoon? Yes, Miss Piggy right here. Let me clarify this, I found the egg two weeks later and I ate the chocolate without remorse immediately. Ordered Panera on my lunch, cause I'm all about that healthy lifestyle and what did I add? A motherfucking pecan cinnamon roll. Then my fatass has the nerve to complain about gaining weight. But no, let's blame it on the whole ovulation process and the miracle of being a woman. 
As I stated before, I've never had a "sweet tooth" but here I am, sharing that pecan roll with Doax at 9 o clock. Yes, people, I know I can't blame every emotional "swing" on my so-called "hormonal" issues but it's my body, my choice. I choose to do it that way.
Noticed how I haven' talked shit about Ry? We're in negotiations and the clause states that I can't say anything negative about him. I'm thinking about letting him write a post from his perspective but that's only if you guys are okay with it. After all, it's called PMS Diaries, not Ryan's Take On His Unstable Girlfriend.
I'll keep it short and sweet today. Just like my cravings and my will to live.
This is Doax



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