Moody Monday and Post Menstrual Syndrome

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Mondays...

Mondays usually suck balls but the Monday after Daylight savings is the worsssst. Hello, everyone! I haven't posted in a while because honestly, I'm still trying to figure out the dynamic of the blog. Is it going to be while I'm on my PMS/Red monster days? Is it going to be a diary? As of today, only Jesus knows. Is it normal to carry some of the hormonal disbalance and craziness of the periods even when it ends? According to my own Google research, that's kind of a thing and it's often referred as Post Menstrual Syndrome. Holy fuck! CAN I LIVE?! The symptoms are pretty much the same but not as physical as the PMS/Periods. I.e you won't have tender breasts and lower back pain but you will have mood swings and a fuck ton of erratic thoughts. But wait! A balanced diet and exercising can help you with that. Now, let's be honest, if you're like me (some will say kind of a lunatic mixed up with a masochist) you won't do shit. You'll just lay down and watch stuff that will make you really angry for no reason (or sad). So, that leaves us with a week of being "normal" and I think a week is good enough, right? Some may disagree but whatever, I'm working on making it longer than a week (LIES I TELL). This morning, I went to start my car and the fucker didn't do shit. I called Ryan cause he's a man and he's supposed to know about this sort of situation but he was rushing to a meeting. Talking about Ry and mornings, let me give you some pointers about this. I don't think that any normal human being is a "morning person" but in my case, once I take my morning shower I feel "okay". My boyfriend, on the other hand, is the grumpiest, moodiest and over the top short-tempered version of himself. So, as I was explaining, I called him and he goes full YOLO on a rant, I'm like "heeeey! I'll figure it out" and hung up. Maybe I'm exaggerating on his reaction but it felt like that so I'm sticking to my version. Regardless, what a great way to start the week! I'm trying this "be more positive" attitude (by trying I mean started two minutes ago) so I refuse to believe that this week will be awful. Afterall, I have Puerto Rican coffee to lighten my days and rum to assist if things get overwhelming (courtesy of my dad). It's gonna be a good week, even if Ry eats the French Toast Crunch that I specifically asked not to. Did I say that I live with a thirty-two-year-old kid? I'll talk about that later. 


P.S Keep my mama bear on your thoughts, she's having surgery on Thursday.

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